djsckatzen:

i was putting my stuff away when i see one of my friends beside me and im like dude you have a locker here?? because i assure you im using the same one from last year and he was never there before

but he just like holds up a pair of headphones and he asks hey do you want these so i take them and i just.

UPDATE: today i overheard someone talking all disgruntled-like at him about a pair of three hundred dollar headphones

and so earlier i looked up the pair he gave me and coincidentally they cost $299.99

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

journieuniverse:

whothefisscott:

niqabisinparis:

we praise men for the most trivial shit like “omg he buys you pads and chocolate!!!! hubby material!!!” 

chill

Also this sort of attitude makes it seem like doing this sort of thing is a plus but not needed. It teaches girls that they’re lucky to be treated well by men, rather than teaching them that they deserve it.

^^^^

trombono:

Do you ever look at your really old work and just…!!???!??

Shout out to all my fellow creators 

You like boys at allllllll?
Anonymous
yummytomatoes:

doodly moody today

yummytomatoes:

doodly moody today

vanillish:

coming out to my parents as a cheetah girl

jimmykudos:

image

i cant believe people are shoving mountains up their ass

rangerpone:

Turn Down For Worm

x

end-of-ottergelion:

dnotive:

whitetail-music:

dnotive:

djsckatzen:

soundgoodizer:

girls are better than guys anyway, i just happen to be a guy who’s into guys :’)

girls are better than guys anyway.

that’s all i wanted to say

dogs are better than people

Doge better than human
Such superiority
Very supreme
Much wow

I’m so disappointed.

deleting white tail from reality

girls are better than guys anyway.

that’s all there is to say.