dylan is my aesthetic
sucking on a large memeis

please no

 - this isnt even that funny really but i laughed
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shotarokaneda:

princessrosalina:

this is my birthday gift to myself

WHAT’S EVEN GOING ON

WHY GERMAN IS A BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE

sarrahxhabibi:

Arschgeige  -  assviolin  -   a heavy insult
Fußhupe   -   foot horn   -   a small dog
Egal wie dicht du bist, Göthe war Dichter.   -   No matter how drunk you are, Goethe was a poet   -   Pun: “dichter” also translates to “more drunk”
fuchsteufelswild   -   foxdevilswild   -   really angry
Nacktschnecke   -   Naked snail   -    slug
Glühwürmchen   -   glow wormies   -    fireflies
Streichholz   -   stroking wood   -   match
Schadenfreude  -   damage happiness   -   the pleasure you feel when others suffer
Fahne   -    flag   -   breath smelling of alcohol
Kummerspeck   -   misery bacon   -   the fat you gain through comfort food
Glückspilz   -   luck mushroom   -   a person that has a lot of luck
Scherzkeks   -   joke biscuit   -   hoaxer
Fernweh   -   far away-ache   -   the desire to go somewhere far away
Gänseblümchen   -   goose floret   -   daisy
Flachwichser   -   flat wanker   -   a heavy insult
Flugzeug   -   fly thing   -   airplane
Wasserschildkröte   -   water shield toad   -   turtle
Ich fress einen Besen!   -   I will devour a broom!   -   exclamation of incredulousness
Vollpfosten   -   full pole   -   a heavy insult
Handschuhschneeballwerfer   -   glove snowball thrower   -   basically an anon troll
Flachzange   -   flat pliers   -    a heavy insult

Have you eaten anything yet???drank anything???

ive had tea to take pills

 - and now the weather
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witchiti-grub:

meandjuliodownbythedogpark:

marquise8ossyfangs:

batch-of-lokis:

i thought it was going to be waiting for the bus i was so wrong

I just spit soda all over the computer screen, this was NOT what I expected, 

help.

this wasn’t what i thought it would be but everything i wanted

Gee when did you even sleep

like two or three am

but this was after having stayed up for a long time since hk’s 12 hours off from est and coming back to est was like wow

i dont even have enough energy to play video games oh god

its almost 5pm and ive only been up for two hours

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.